The World According to a Five Year Old

If Chase ran the world, then

Potato chips would be an entree

$200 for a trampoline would not be "espensive" at all

Grandma and Grandpa would live next door...in a house that his daddy built

He could change his birthday, to a "summer one".

Mom would want to get her eyeballs waxed

Mirages on the road would not disappear

Stuffed animals would be real

He would have lots of brothers, not sure yet about the sisters

It would never get dark, giving you way more time to play

Those fake promo credit cards you get in the mail would have real money in them

All cashiers in the world would be as fabulous as the one that pretended his did

Friends would never move away

He would spell his name "C-H-A-S-E-B-Y-U"

Messes would clean themselves

Kindergarten would start the day after preschool gets out

Brushing your teeth and an occasional hand wash would be all the bath you would need

Brussel spouts, spinach and Cool Whip would have never been invented

His knock-knock jokes would actually be funny, and make sense

Little boys would never have to get married, and leave their favorite house...and all of their toys

He would always have enough "poxibles" in the freezer to share with his friends

There would be numbers like "one hundred sixty-ninety-eighty"

His dad could stay home and play with him everyday

You could have a sandbox in your bedroom

There would be a prize in every box of cereal

Stake Conference would be televised


Actually, with the exception of Mom getting her eyeballs waxed, his world doesn't sound half bad...don't you think?